Four things that have made me laugh. A list.
This text from an UNREVEALED FRIEND:
“Sometimes, I think that if someone else saw your texts, they’d think you’d been drinking.”
“Sometimes I realize that if someone saw me/ overheard any of my convos/ watched my dance/ wondered how I matched my clothes, they’d think I’d been drinking.”
(For the record: I don’t really drink. Too easily dehydrated.)
Then the twins dressed up:
Me: Look! You guys match! You’re real twins!!
Them: WE KNOW. We matched on purpose. And we took a picture with your camera so you would have it.
This conversation with my mother:
Me: Our house smells like…a greenhouse! So! Many! Flowers!
Mom: …Or a funeral home.
This conversation with my oldest brother which started at 11:11 a.m.:
me: what’s up?
make a wish
oh, you wished for a guinea pig?
there’s one at the humane society who needs a forever home
David: i doubt it
me: I look at their site every day
I know what I”m talking about
[Sends the link]
Sent at 11:12 AM on Tuesday
David: not going to click that
me: You’re only hurting yourself
Ah! Kiwi is the cutest beebee!
I must go pet her!
(Yes. Short posts every day this week. It happens. I have stuff to plan, ya’ll).