Ceebs is back in town for the holidays, so I thought you’d probably love to hear a celeb interview with this queen. Enjoy. We’re all ready for this.
Where do you most hope to visit?
Mmmmm. The Holy Land.
Me: What do you want to do there? See there?
I think it’s pretty cool that the three biggest religions have roots there, but, also to walk in the proverbial footsteps of Jesus would be pretty cool.
What’s your favorite book?
I don’t like books, really.
What is your most-used emoji?
Heart-eyed face and painted nails.
Me: Why painted nails?
Because one of my friends is this guy I text and for some reason [the nail polish emoji] annoys me, so we started doing it as an annoyance, back and forth.
If you could spend a day in someone else’s shoes, whose would they be? Why?
Because he does this, like, paragliding thing. And I wouldn’t want to do it long-term but, like, one day sounds cool.
What’s one thing your mother/father taught you that completely changed your life?
To be generous.
What’s been on your mind lately?
Why don’t I have a boyfriend and why is everyone else getting married?
What’s the first career you dreamed of having as a kid?
Professional soccer player. *thinks* mmmm…centaur.
What’s the last text you sent?
Me: Read it, no context.
What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?
People say that they’re not ready to get married or get a new job or xyz, but, you know how you get ready? You do it. And then you’re ready.
Where is your happy place?
On the soccer field.
What is a dream you have that you’ve yet to achieve?
Work for a professional soccer team or be a mom.
Me: Well, you’ll get to work for a professional soccer team this summer.
My mom, who is listening in: But she didn’t do it *yet.*
What’s something you say you’ll do, but never will?
I don’t know. Maybe get a tattoo.
Any parting advice that you’d give to middle school you?
*laughs* Don’t worry, you’re as fat and as ugly as you’ll ever be. It doesn’t get worse than this. Also, clothes get cuter as the decades go on, and the dresses fit better.