The shortest Christine story.

So many things to say! But no time!

So, I’ll tell you something Christine said.

Me: Christine, you should come to circus class ONE TIME.
Christine: No.
Me: Yes. You should try it ONCE.
Christine: No. I have no upper-body strength.
Me: Well, how do you think you will get upper body strength?
Christine: Sitting here on my butt.

This girl.