If, last week, you had asked me to buy facial tissues I wouldn’t have purchased the kind with lotion-built-in. I think they’re excessive. Today I have a cold. I stayed home from work and went to the drug store to buy meds and lozenges.
And then I went to the tissue section and saw the lotion tissues and was like, “SWEET TREASURE OF THE PAPER PRODUCT SECTION WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?”
This is perhaps the best two dollar purchase I’ve ever made.
Also, the youth group kids sent me a “get well” card. My favorites are the crossed out “happy,” the “#pumpupthejam” (with the hash tag, mind you) and the “I love you.”
Now, go take Vitamin C,