“Kiwi is getting too ungrateful. We should send her on a mission trip to a third-world country so she can see how other people treat their guinea pigs. And then maybe she’d realize how good she has it.”
My brother, Josh, on our guinea pig’s attitude.
I’m pretty sure that, in third-world countries, people eat guinea pig.

In fact they do eat Guinea Pigs in other countries. One of my friends who grew up in Peru has dined on them herself. She says they let them run around the restaurant and the guests get to pick which pig they want to eat!
:O
DON’T SEND KIWI TO PERU!